CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, F*CK YOU!!!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother f*ckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his f*cking jaw WHAT?!I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake! C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her!C#2: Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better!I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all, and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!CONTESTANT NUMBER 2First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care By taking all these other mother fuckers outta here I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw WHAT?!
Sharon: Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her 'get the food ready!
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I'd pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother.
Your dad'll start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this For only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will probably jump again But only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?