GBS: 45.1RT: 33%Shea Serrano: A seven-part formula for creating a Good Bad Movie: First, you cast Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Second, you make the movie a thing where the main part of the plot is that he has to fight in a tournament or in an off-the-books fight circle to avenge something or someone.
Because Good Bad Movies must overcome an astonishingly low level of quality, our system favors the films with truly abysmal critical receptions, rather than the ones that were reviewed as mediocre to bad. Overall enjoyment is the absolute end goal of a Good Bad Movie, and how much a Good Bad Movie is liked is core to its rating against other Good Bad Movies.
To determine PO, a couple of weeks ago we tweeted out a list of every candidate and asked readers to pick their 10 favorites.
He’s scarred by the loss of his girlfriend, who "loved volcanoes" but was also killed by one.
And even though he convinces town mayor/single mom Linda Hamilton to fall in love with him in the span of a day, he asserts that he’s "always been better at figuring out volcanoes than people and politics." 0 million worth of molten lava CGI later, he emerges from the mountain hellscape with a broken arm and a new family. GBS: 51.3RT: 19%Hannah Giorgis: How many times can you watch a pre–Blue Ivy Beyoncé say "You touched my child" to the white woman (Ali Larter) trying to steal her husband (Idris Elba)? What GBS: 51.8RT: 29%Serrano: There are a bunch of ways to figure out if a movie is just a regular bad movie or if it’s a Good Bad Movie, but probably the easiest is to just ask yourself, "Does this movie star Brian Bosworth as a renegade cop who has to go undercover to take down a white supremacist biker gang?
The entire movie is scored by the Offspring — which the trailer goes out of its way to mention; ’90s heartthrob Devon Sawa is the lead; Seth Green, that era’s go-to witty sidekick, is the witty sidekick; and a pre-Honest Jessica Alba is the literal girl next door who is …
He had a fake ID claiming he was 17, alleged that he’d been raped, and claiming that his anus was now bleeding.
Luckily, he didn’t win but is now back online looking for his next catch. Frank is well known for providing ‘services’, usually for visitors to Ghana.
It can be fun, terrible, exciting, hard — the adjectives used to describe it are endless.
But this guide was created to help you navigate your way through all those adjectives and shed the only light you’ll ever need on an otherwise confusing, strenuous experience.