Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."Bobby Kelton"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."Agatha Christie"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."Glenn Beck"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one."Benjamin Franklin"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward."Laurence J.Peter"It's better to have loved and lost than to do 40 pounds of laundry a week."Henry Youngman"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. To be happy is to love; to be happy then is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy; therefore to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. When Harry Met Sally I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer.She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays.""Men are from Earth. Deal with it."Ronnie Shakes"Relationships give us a reason to live.
When Harry Met Sally You can't express every feeling that you have every moment that you have them.
Sometimes, no matter how many friends, family or pictures of Zayn Malik you have by your side, it can still be hard to move past the heartbreak.
That’s why we’re here for you with some inspirational moving on quotes to help you get through the pain!
Instead of being anxious about your love life, make a joke about it and move on.
If you have been through heartbreak, laugh at your mistake.